RAWDAWG 001 —
Ultra-thin natural latex. Packed like perfume. Made to disappear the second it matters.
If you're allergic to latex, these aren't for you (yet).
It ships in a plain box. No logo, no clues. The fancy box is inside, for you.
Black and Gold foils can't be bought. Only earned.
RAWDAWG 001, in boxes of 12, 24 or 36. From $20 CAD.
Pre-order: ships by January 17, 2027. Cancel any time before it ships for a full refund.
Your box on repeat, always cheaper than buying it once. The more often it comes, the better your foil.
It'll never hit zero. That's the point.
Vote for who should get the RAWDAWG stack delivered to their door.
Do not reproduce.
Voting ends soon
One vote per person. Choose wisely.
Parody. Nobody pictured is affiliated with or endorses RAWDAWG, and nothing is actually being delivered.
Photos via Wikimedia Commons, cropped: Donald Trump by Daniel Torok, White House (public domain) · Emmanuel Macron by Nebojša Tejić, STA (public domain) · MrBeast by Tyren Redd (CC BY 4.0) · Benjamin Netanyahu by Avi Ohayon, GPO (CC BY-SA 3.0) · Elon Musk by Gage Skidmore (CC BY-SA 4.0).
Every order comes with one free RAWDAWG to send to someone who needs it. They get a gift. You get to be a good friend. Everybody wins.
Free with every order. An extra RAWDAWG rides along in your box, ready to pass on.
Shop 001Completely. Plain shipping box, no logo, no clues. The fancy box is inside, for you.
Pick how often you want a box: every three months (white foil), every two (black foil) or every month (gold foil). Then pick a box of 12 or 24. It costs less than buying the box once and ships free. Skip, pause, change or cancel from your account whenever you like.
We're starting with a few cities and adding more. Check your postal code on the I need one tonight page.
Natural rubber latex. If you're allergic to latex, these aren't for you (yet).
Of course. Right here. We'll ask a few questions. Mostly for fun.
